Originally Published May 21 2019

After a careful vote by the Journalism Team, Jorge has been decided the winner, with a total of 2 votes to his name. The runner-up, Matthew Tseng, had the majority vote after the winner had been chosen.

WINNER: “WHEN YOU MAKE DINNER, BUT REALIZE ONE OF YOUR NEWBORNS IS MISSING” – JORGE

RUNNER-UP: “GET LAID” – MATTHEW T.